Category Archives: Zero Credit(s)

The main episodes of the show.

Episode 11: It’s Mindgame



It’s an early-bird special here at the Zero Credit(s) offices. That’s right, we recorded an episode while the sun was still up. This change in atmosphere fuels our discussion of the best gifts for S.A.D.s and grads, tips for living the creative life, and the cyclical nature of human ambition. After you down those paltry hors d’oeuvres, we dive into a mind palace of intellectual montages, parsnips, and parochialism. Strap on your butt guns, it’s Mindgame.

Link: Episode 11: It’s Mindgame

With music “Pixelland” by Kevin MacLeod.


Episode 10: The Denouement of Baseball Bat Boy



Back from a brief hiatus, those Zero Credit(s) boys have special guest and friend Natalie join them for a regular ole conversation about what’s wrong with the human race, movies, television, and even a comic book! Join us for an exploration of previous topics like Dallas Buyers Club, Baseball Bat Boy, and John not liking Millennials. It’s fun!

Kevin MacLeod supplied some music which can be found at Incompetech.

Links: The Denouement of Baseball Bat Boy



Episode 9: For Whom the Bell Tolls




John falls apart while Henry holds it together on this week’s Zero Credit(s). We tackle the worrisome case of the Baseball Bat Boy and ponder its greater meaning while the fabric of reality slips out from under us. Half sunk, a shattered food pyramid lies. Look upon my cheesy bean and rice burritos, ye Mighty, and despair. Gus Van Sant gets an unearned thrashing while groundhogs are praised in this backwards world. We have a Twitter.

Get you a link: Episode 9: For Whom the Bell Tolls

Featuring Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod 


Episode 8: At the End of the Day, There’s Pizza



Those no good Zero Credit(s) boys return to the fold to discuss movies, movies, movies, and not Super Tuesday. Those classic, time honored, fan favorite segments What Are We Doing? and What Did You Watch? return with several exciting twists and turns leading us down the rabbit hole of Why Do We Exist? Why are we here, dear listener? What does it all mean? Find out! Listen!


Featuring Kevin MacLeod’s song Casa Bossa Nova.


Link to EP: Episode 8: At the End of the Day, There’s Pizza


Episode 7: A Fun Experiment in Nearly Dying



The storm of a lifetime is upon us, and this might be the end for us, dear Listener. The dirty dealings of the Zero Credit(s) boys have finally caught up to us, and our chickens have come to roost. The say nothing’s the same after a storm like this. We shall see. Join us as we discuss (in somber tones) the finer points of pizza morality, shitty Bob, muscular murderers, meatloaf batmen, and hurricanes of the past. This is the end of the world.



Link: Episode 7: A Fun Experiment in Nearly Dying


Episode 6: PCP Angels and Hoop Dreams



Corporate John shows up and seizes control of Henry’s simple mom and pop podcast to beef it up with new and exciting drug themed segments that he claims don’t reflect his own personal experience. What is truth? What is fiction? Would you trust a man who sounds like he’s dressed in a suit? Henry doesn’t think so. Vote Henry for Chief Executive Officer of Zero Credit(s). Vote right, America. Vote forever.

Link: Episode 6: PCP Angels and Hoop Dreams


Episode 5: 49.7 Million Episodes and a Movie



John and Henry return in what must be the lightest episode yet. Week-late Super Bowl reviews, anime, and Fire Watch are all discussed, dismissed, and discovered again in this time honored classic episode of your favorite 70’s sitcom turned modern day podcast. 


#49point7MillionEpisodesAndAMovie


Episode 4: Drinky Drink, Thinky Think



It’s a heckuva night back at the house. Drinky drinks for the first time, and thinky thinks for the next time. We’re a little stirred up due to some noisy clouds hanging over the homestead, all heavy with portent and ill-omen. We gird ourselves up and, with a little liquid courage, discuss some of the broader strokes of wars among stars and capital-Q Quality, and introduce the first in our Supplemental Readings series. Keep your wits about you, listener, and we should all get out of this storm safe. Good day.


Here’s a link: Drinky Drink, Thinky Think