John falls apart while Henry holds it together on this week’s Zero Credit(s). We tackle the worrisome case of the Baseball Bat Boy and ponder its greater meaning while the fabric of reality slips out from under us. Half sunk, a shattered food pyramid lies. Look upon my cheesy bean and rice burritos, ye Mighty, and despair. Gus Van Sant gets an unearned thrashing while groundhogs are praised in this backwards world. We have a Twitter.
Those no good Zero Credit(s) boys return to the fold to discuss movies, movies, movies, and not Super Tuesday. Those classic, time honored, fan favorite segments What Are We Doing? and What Did You Watch? return with several exciting twists and turns leading us down the rabbit hole of Why Do We Exist? Why are we here, dear listener? What does it all mean? Find out! Listen! Featuring Kevin MacLeod’s song Casa Bossa Nova. Link to EP: Episode 8: At the End of the Day, There’s Pizza
The storm of a lifetime is upon us, and this might be the end for us, dear Listener. The dirty dealings of the Zero Credit(s) boys have finally caught up to us, and our chickens have come to roost. The say nothing’s the same after a storm like this. We shall see. Join us as we discuss (in somber tones) the finer points of pizza morality, shitty Bob, muscular murderers, meatloaf batmen, and hurricanes of the past. This is the end of the world. Link: Episode 7: A Fun Experiment in Nearly Dying
Corporate John shows up and seizes control of Henry’s simple mom and pop podcast to beef it up with new and exciting drug themed segments that he claims don’t reflect his own personal experience. What is truth? What is fiction? Would you trust a man who sounds like he’s dressed in a suit? Henry doesn’t think so. Vote Henry for Chief Executive Officer of Zero Credit(s). Vote right, America. Vote forever. Link: Episode 6: PCP Angels and Hoop Dreams
John and Henry return in what must be the lightest episode yet. Week-late Super Bowl reviews, anime, and Fire Watch are all discussed, dismissed, and discovered again in this time honored classic episode of your favorite 70’s sitcom turned modern day podcast.
It’s a heckuva night back at the house. Drinky drinks for the first time, and thinky thinks for the next time. We’re a little stirred up due to some noisy clouds hanging over the homestead, all heavy with portent and ill-omen. We gird ourselves up and, with a little liquid courage, discuss some of the broader strokes of wars among stars and capital-Q Quality, and introduce the first in our Supplemental Readings series. Keep your wits about you, listener, and we should all get out of this storm safe. Good day. Here’s a link: Drinky Drink, Thinky Think
Episode three brings a brief conversation about lawyers that turns into a long conversation about the superpowers of rhetoric and how salesmen are evil. Tell your friends! Also, there’s more. Link: They Trained That Bird
Henry and John return for a conversation about Hipsters, Mind Trains, and the ever growing danger of using Lizardpeople eggs for eggs. Lizardpeople rule. Link: Delicious Goopy Cupcakes
In our pilot episode, John and Henry discuss everything from hover boards as the new form of sequeways and the implications of the pineapple. Subliminal messages. Here’s a link: Look at the Pineapple