Episode 35: Zero Accountability aka “ZC Goes Offline”

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Listener, the ZC boys have been on a journey. After being ousted from the safe-haven of Google Drive, Zero Credit(s) was forced to exist offline for quite some time, and boy did they take advantage of the situation. With the freedom that comes with no consequences, we tear into other podcasts who fall short of their promised goals. But let’s not talk about that (#ZeroCreditsMarcMaronBeef, #ZeroCreditsHowDidThisGetMadeBeef). Instead, let’s talk about why people love Halloween so much. I mean, people turning into Jackerlanterns? That’s strange. But is it as strange as John’s new segment where he quizzes Henry’s academic skills? We’re not sure. All we know is, if you have famous friends, you’re obligated to put them in all of your projects. Follow us on Facebook; follow us to Blubrry; follow us as we dive into the murky waters of Pirate Podcast Radio!

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Drop A Day’s “Pug Attack”
And some CCTV footage of a Czech police siren

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Episode 34: Good Stretch and Electrifying Content

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Listeners, it’s best you strap yourself in twice for this episode, and we don’t mean with the regular standard strength seat belts. We dive straight into questions of the singularity, who owns the rights to say what one can do with one’s body, and the possibility of over-the-counter steroids/hormones. Zero Credit(s) then achieves it’s primary objective before we transform utterly into fanboys for Kari Wahlgren. If you listen to this Kari, you’re awesome and we’re also sorry. If you’re not Kari Wahlgren, what are you waiting for? Start listening.

Link: Episode 34: Good Stretch and Electrifying Content

Featuring “Killers” by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com

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Episode 33: How to Dispose of Good Podcasts

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Oh, dear listener! What a treat awaits! Henry and John are in rare form this night, as they thoroughly flex their ignorance muscles amid a crowd of meticulously fact-checked podcasts. They are generally confused as to how Nepalese people arrive in the United States, but are certain that farts are gross. MYSTERY EMAILER X darkens their doorstep once more to flummox them with unsolvable riddles, and invites them to discuss the nature of riddles. A very dire and well-deserved State of the Human Address targets the narratives that guide us through our lives, and makes a plea for empathy. Finally, they shed all anonymity and enter a post-secrecy world in which their devoted followers are given the credit they deserve. Nothing is hidden, nothing can be the same.

Link: Episode 33: How to Dispose of Good Podcasts

Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com!

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Episode 32: (It’s Dragons)

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Special guest Logan joins us in this dangerous episode where the Zero Credit(s) gang converse about improv and the art of cooperative narratives. The episode only gets more dangerous from there, as John and Henry find themselves transported to a world where Logan represents fate, God, or just plain consequences. You’ll have to listen to find out what I mean, dear listener, for this description writer will not spoil what lies in these Dungeons.

Link: Episode 32: (It’s Dragons)


Music:
Curse of the Scarab by Kevin MacLeod.

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Episode 31: What’s Your Wifi Password, Henry?

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Schumacher up some champagne because, Sugar, we’re going down. Down to a new episode of Zero Credit(s). In keeping with the continued efforts to maintain maximum freshness, we have procured a Maddi for your listening pleasure. Join the Crew N’ Frenz as they ask the age-old question: “Sports, What’re You Doin’?” Baseball, water polo, no mysterious sport is safe from our analytical gaze. Did someone say “Fall Out Boy?” Because we sure did! At least 5 times. Pull that train back into Ghostbusters Station for a prolonged conversation about prejudice in comedy! Choo choo! Strap on your unqualified opinion cap and step into a nice, warm pool of podcast.

Link: Episode 31: What’s Your Wifi Password Henry?


Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com

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Episode 30: Laser Guided Focus

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It’s new episode time and just as always, me, the episode detail writer remembered to actually write the description in time and in no way am I writing this seconds before the episode goes live. Now, John and Henry have decided to make good on one of their promises and tapping into the latest technology known as LASERS have produced a super focused, on-topic episode filled with new segments. The Olympics, Lochtes, and our problems fill the time with glee and joy and Questions From You With Statements From Us. It’s so focused, it’ll be over before you know it and all thanks to state-of-the-art, honest-to-goodness LASERS. HAPPY 30 EPISODES. Enjoy!


Link: Episode 30: Laser Guided Focus

Featuring music by the incredible Kevin MacLeod from Incompetech.com 

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Episode 29: Just Can’t Get Enough (Postmodernism)

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Hei there, listeners, and welcome to the newest episode of Zero Credit(s). This fresh and lively episode is packed to the gills (gross) with information about modernism, postmodernism, and onsen monkeys. While we struggle with to get our microphone working, John struggles with his own identity as a performer while assembling meaning from Henry’s recollection of philosophical movements, which is fine. With What Did You Watch put on temporary hiatus, Henry talks about video games and somehow they still manage to ruin it by caring about poor people and gag laws (gross). Gimme the video games. Yummy for me, Description Writer. Shop at Whole Foods.

Link: Episode 29: Just Can’t Get Enough (Postmodernism)

Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech

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Supplemental Reading: Stranger Things

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**This video contains spoilers for the hit Netflix series Stranger Things**

In the distant year of 1983, a podcast disappeared and a small town in Indiana? the continental Midwest worked tirelessly to investigate what exactly a podcast was and if they should care that it disappeared. That podcast was us, (you know, Zero Credit(s)) and we’ve just made it back from a dark, empty place where figures moved in the distance. We’re ready to tell all about our experiences there, where there was a television and an internet connection, allowing us to watch the Netflix series Stranger Things. We’ve promoted it on our Twitter and even emailed ourselves about it, so let’s buckle up, throw on a wig, and get down to business with some bear traps: This is Stranger Things. 

Link: Supplemental Reading: Stranger Things

Featuring music by A Drop A Day. Find his music here.

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Episode 28: We Need Memes for the Children

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Hey Zero Creditors, John here. Today’s episode is a real special one. Despite being forbidden from discussing Disney Pixar’s perennial masterpiece “Cars,” Henry and I still find some way to entertain. First, we race over to a new segment called “What the Frackfeed.com,” which really gets our motors running. Forty years ago, that interstate down there didn’t exist, and neither did big budget DC superhero movies directed by Jack Snyder and Not-Zack Snyder. While it may not be a very famous racecar like Lightning McQueen, Maddi’s Segment of Segmented Things still manages to win the race. Luigi follow only the Ferraris. Look out! A sharp left turn into EMAIL CURVE! Boom! Crash! Harry Potter! Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Beemer on this week’s episode of Zero Credit(s)!

Link: Episode 28: We Need Memes for the Children

Featuring music by Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com.
Rap/Hip Hop beat by The Passon HiFi at here

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Episode 27: Shark-Infested Curses (Not Yet Sponsored by Netflix)

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It was a normal day in the Zero Credit(s) house, but then John tripped an old lady who wanted bread and now we’re both cursed with the shark-infested task of bringing you this fresh, hot episode. John moves further up the chain at his new job and Henry loses his altogether due to the nature of seasonal work, leaving us wondering why aren’t curses more prominent in modern day film and television? Sharks. We then tread the waters of a tremendous Netflix themed What Did You Watch? where all is not quite what it seems. Will the 80’s inspired synth-creep, star-studded fame monster, who can’t figure out if he’s more horse than man or man than horse, finally end the cursed lives of our Zero Credit(s) heroes? Find out, click play, CHANGE YOUR LIFE, It’s Zero Credit(s) time!

Link: Episode 27: Shark-Infested Curses (Not Yet Sponsored by Netflix)

Featuring the musical styling of Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com

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