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Episode 236: Somewhere, Someplace a Duck is Longing for You (Ft. Andrew)



Published author Andrew Gretes joins us to cap off a season of spooky summoning to discuss in finality what to do about Brad, the difference between writing and being a writer, and the nature of the things we talk about here on Zero Credit(s). Also discussed, a final verdict on what demons and people who have been to hell think about Chris Pratt voicing Mario in an ill-begotten Super Mario movie and the greater implications of ducks. Happy Halloween from everyone here at Zero Credit(s).


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Episode 235: It’s a-Me, Divorce-io (Ft. Allison)



Our third demon guest of the season pays the ZCPC boys a visit to alleviate some of their Brad woes. Why won’t he notice John or even acknowledge that John exists? Sigh. Jellies and Jams abound as we learn even more of the demon world of hell and all its cultural differences before getting to know our demon guest on a personal level. Laughs and learning, the world keeps turning. I don’t know why I said that, but we’ve got that and more, this week on Zero Credit(s)!


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Episode 233: Everyone Really Wanted to See Those Teeth (ft. Jeff)



The month-long sleep over is finally underway, and with the movies watched and the age-appropriate drinks drank’ed, it’s time for the first of four witching hours to commence. Henry and John have a deep need to get some answers from the spiritual world. Is “pick” short for “plectrum?” This is how we find out – by summoning demon Jeff, who’s had to get a job in hell due to the economy. Do demons know things? What do they know? Let’s find out.


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Episode 232: The Intention Wheel and the Decision Tubes



Gather ’round and hear the tale of the cryptocurrency hamster, a mythical creature that can day trade crypto better than the indexes or even Warren Buffet. Yes, Mr. Gox, the cryptocurrency trading hamster is our greatest attraction today. But that’s not all! Nintendo’s stirring up some internet news with the announcement of their hand-picked cast for the Super Mario Movie heading to theaters Holiday Season 2022. These are the topics of the day, but get ready, for the night is fast approaching…


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Episode 230: I Might Have Eaten the D



We’re back on track with Henry at the wheel for this week’s episode of Zero Credit(s) and the first stop is Taco Bell. Henry’s never had Taco Bell before, and John’s very interested in talking about that. Is the Crunch Wrap Supreme too dry, or Henry just a failure at eating Taco Bell? The world may legitimately never know. Then it’s on to the big question of the week – Will Austin City Limits Music Festival actually happen? We’re one month out and the special event permit has yet to be issued by the city and with covid cases on the rise, it’s a pretty serious question. We explore all angles of the question this week on Zero Credit(s).


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Episode 229: Nin-Taste-O Switch



Henry’s having a tough week at work, so John’s in charge of the content for this episode. See if you can spot the difference! Several weeks ago, John made a promise. The context being he might be a super-taster, he promised to taste a Nintendo Switch cartridge. Well folks, he finally makes good on that promise. Will John taste anything at all, or will he taste literally the most disgusting thing he’s ever tasted and have it linger in his mouth the entire episode? There’s only one way to find out. Also I think we talked about other stuff, but honestly, I cannot remember.


Banner Image for Episode 228: Double Jeopardy aka Cave of Sexy Ladies

Episode 228: Double Jeopardy aka Cave of Sexy Ladies



Henry and John are back from the beach and boy are they tired. A beach, a pirate ship, and a cave of sexy ladies serving frozen drinks are just a few of the things they experienced, but now that they’re back, it’s time to tackle some real news. Jeopardy’s newest host and most recent executive producer has been fired, but what led us to this point? Henry’s got the full timeline of events to unpack and tear apart while John won’t shut up about the Twilight saga. It’s all here, and even more than you asked for, this week on Zero Credit(s).


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Episode 227: Give me the Gooey Man



When we recorded this episode, OnlyFans had just announced a ban on adult content on their platform. Since the recording of this episode, they have announced a reversal of that ban. So what we have here is an episode recorded in a timespan of banned content and the implications of what it means for those content creators. Try not to shout “NONE OF THIS IS TRUE” at us too much, as we realize the content is no longer valid already, but it’s too late to go back now. We also discuss some of the more insane things happening with COVID-19 and more importantly, what this could mean for the Venomverse’s fate at the hands of Sony executives. All of this and more, here on Zero Credit(s).


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Episode 226: 7 Extra Minutes of Footage



We thought we’d seen it all, but it turns out, there’s always more gas in the tank. That’s right, F9: The Fast Saga has more secrets to unveil in a planned director’s cut coming soon to DVD and Bluray. What does the existence of a director’s cut mean for the Fast and Furious coverage we’ve done so far? We don’t know. We really didn’t expect something like this to happen. We have this, plus Henry and John fight about moving to a different country to raise children for some reason, this week on Zero Credit(s)